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To: rhett october

They’re everywhere, in case you haven’t noticed. I think that UPS guy has a slight Russian accent, and it’s not just my imagination. He said “Here your package” instead of “Here is your package”. I am not going to open that thing.


4 posted on 01/12/2017 12:24:05 PM PST by Telepathic Intruder (The only thing the Left has learned from the failures of socialism is not to call it that)
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To: Telepathic Intruder

I went home with the waitress
The way I always do
How was I to know
She was with the Russians too


8 posted on 01/12/2017 12:28:49 PM PST by ClearCase_guy (Abortion is what slavery was: immoral but not illegal. Not yet.)
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"I think that UPS guy has a slight Russian accent, and it’s not just my imagination."

Does the package have a sticker that says:

"Contains less than 1% (by volume) of Polonium 210"?

13 posted on 01/12/2017 12:37:37 PM PST by shibumi (Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
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