The part about the environment was funny. Reminds me of a Reagan quote:
It isn’t so much that liberals are ignorant. It’s just that they know so many things that aren’t so.
Either they:
1) contradict themselves
2) take something out of context and distort it
3) come up with weird ideas or conclusions
Examples:
1) They'll heroically stand up and defend illegal -- oops, non-documented -- immigrants, arguing for civil rights. But they will not defend religious people who do not want to bake cakes for gay couples.
2) Defense of gay marriage. The Bible (Genesis) says, "It isn't good for man to be alone." (But the verse continues, "So God created woman, etc.")
3) If a liberal sees only white people in the neighborhood, he/she/it(non-gender specific) assumes the place is racist.