[Harmless Teddy Bear]

As long as he leaves me alone to sit under my own vine and fig tree I will probably be to old to care.

But he will have to contend with Number Two Niece for world domination. And she never forgets the importance of Australia.

[Tax-chick]

I have not noticed Tom’s paying attention to Australia. That could be a major error. Is your niece well over six feet tall? If not, she may be at a disadvantage when it comes to killing large marsupials with her bare hands.

I hope to be too old to care before it blows up, too.