Good lord get the Depends !
“...quivering with fear and anger...”
Poor baby!!!
/SARC/
IMHO
Better ideas:
1. Resurrect the Obama concept of grading colleges and universities based on how many of their graduates have paying jobs in their majors five years after graduating.
2. Dry up alumni funding because the colleges and universities have forgotten their primary duties - educating the students, They seem much more interested in paying exorbitant salaries to their professors.
3. Limit the growth of tuition to the same cost of living increases paid to your military veterans and those living on social security.