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What Other Conclusion Could I Draw?
Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 10-6-2016 | MOTUS

Posted on 10/06/2016 6:43:14 AM PDT by NOBO2012

Yesterday Barry, applying the new Obama Logic standards, established a strong link between Man Made Global Warming/Climate Change and unrest in the Middle East; and in the process gave himself and the First Female President-in-Waiting a complete pass for the mess in Egypt, Libya, Iran, Iraq, and Syria:

“There’s already some really interesting work — not definitive, but powerful — showing that the droughts that happened in Syria contributed to the unrest and the Syrian civil war,” Obama said during the South By South Lawn event at the White House Monday.

Obama made the remarks alongside actor Leonardo DiCaprio, who was there to debut his global warming film “Before the Flood.” Obama’s tying global warming into Syria is part of his administration’s effort to make it a national security issue.

“Well, if you start magnifying that across a lot of states, a lot of nation states that already contain a lot of poor people who are just right at the margins of survival, this becomes a national security issue,” Obama said Monday. Daily Caller

Because who knows more about about politics and science than the man who can act the part of both politician and scientist – no, not Barry; Leonardo.

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Using this somewhat new non-scientific standard of relativity, I think I can also draw some conclusions about Islamo-Fascism and the recent spate of bombings and train incidents. To refresh your memory - which I’m sure has been consumed lately with Hillary’s charms and The Donald’s crassness: -there was another train incident in New York yesterday. This follows hot on the heels of the Seaside pipe bombing, the Chelsea dumpster bombing (that Afghan born Muslim Ahmad Rahami has been  charged with), the bomb detonation in the Elisabeth New Jersey train station, and the commuter train crash into the Hoboken station. Also, a pertinent aside: the two men who stole a travel bag, butt left a perfectly good pressure cooker bomb sitting on the ground in Manhattan, were (Muslim) security guards employed by Air Egypt.

Therefore, using the Obama third to the second power law of convenient political dynamics, I conclude that Islamo-fascism was at play here: “there’s already some really interesting work — not definitive, but powerful — showing that the terrorist incidents and accidents that happened in NY/NJ contributed to the bombings and train accidents.”

What other conclusion could I possibly draw? Global Warming?

Posted from: Michelle Obama’s Mirror

TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: globalwarming; leonardodicaprio; obama; terrorism

1 posted on 10/06/2016 6:43:14 AM PDT by NOBO2012
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To: NOBO2012
Hitler invaded Poland due to climate change.

Japan bombed Pearl Harbor due to climate change.

The Vietcong wanted to win due to climate change.

Communism wanted to take over the world due to climate change.

UBL attacked the US due to climate change.

See how dumb this sounds?

2 posted on 10/06/2016 8:04:35 AM PDT by ealgeone
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