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Parallel Parking in America: a Parable
Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 8-11-2016 | MOTUS

Posted on 08/11/2016 5:38:08 AM PDT by NOBO2012

Somebody handed the keys of a luxury car over to a woman who barely knows how to drive and clearly knows nothing about parallel parking. What could go wrong?

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A woman runs over the hood of a $300,000 Ferrari while trying to park her Mercedes in a space the size of semi-truck. It’s  unclear at this point if the car’s computer system had been hacked into, the driver had some type of medical “short circuit,” or if it was just a case of an incompetent driver behind the wheel of an expensive car.

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Posted from: Michelle Obama’s Mirror


TOPICS: Humor; Politics
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1 posted on 08/11/2016 5:38:08 AM PDT by NOBO2012
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To: NOBO2012

And it happened in front of Great Falls Eyecare, now that’s funny.


2 posted on 08/11/2016 5:46:29 AM PDT by Rappini (Compromise has its place. It's called second.)
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To: NOBO2012

That Mercedes is about 30 years old, so it wouldn’t have much computer to hack!


3 posted on 08/11/2016 5:52:08 AM PDT by jjotto ("Ya could look it up!")
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To: NOBO2012

Maybe she was late for her eye appointment?


4 posted on 08/11/2016 5:52:17 AM PDT by Paladin2 (auto spelchk? BWAhaha2haaa.....I aint't likely fixin' nuttin'. Blame it on the Bossa Nova...)
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To: NOBO2012

Hey! That's my old neighborhood! Great Irish pub just down the road from there.

Could alcohol have been involved????

5 posted on 08/11/2016 6:34:25 AM PDT by Rummyfan (Let us now try liberty.)
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To: Rappini

You can’t make this stuff up.


6 posted on 08/11/2016 6:51:27 AM PDT by Ancesthntr ("The right to buy weapons the right to be free." A. E. van Vogt)
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To: Rummyfan

It appears she was exiting her parking spot, accidentally putting it in R instead of D.


7 posted on 08/11/2016 7:00:58 AM PDT by deadrock (I is someone else.)
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To: NOBO2012

To Parellel Park: Pull your car directly BESIDE the car
in the parking space behind you. . with the PASSENGER
DOORS totally aligned. Then, drive FORWARD cutting right
into your parking space.


8 posted on 08/11/2016 7:04:24 AM PDT by Twinkie (John 3:16)
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To: NOBO2012

That’s an older Mercedes without the self-parking feature, I take it.


9 posted on 08/11/2016 7:40:01 AM PDT by JimRed (Is it 1776 yet? TERM LIMITS, now and forever! Build the Wall, NOW!)
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To: NOBO2012

Bad analogy. Hillary hasn’t driven since 1996. (Ever wonder why she doesn’t drive?)


10 posted on 08/11/2016 7:42:20 AM PDT by Senator_Blutarski
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To: Twinkie

BESIDE the car
in the parking space behind you. ????

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKYWPnt2jFM


11 posted on 08/11/2016 7:48:34 AM PDT by GOYAKLA ( Pick-up the pace, I'm eighty!)
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To: NOBO2012
If (shudder the thought)Harridan Hillary is elected, will she be both president and First Lady?
12 posted on 08/11/2016 8:38:10 AM PDT by gigster (Cogito, Ergo, Ronaldus Magnus Conservatus)
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To: gigster

It appears that Huma will be doing most of the traditional “First Lady” tasks.

BJ has said he’s too busy on extracurriculars to handle the job.


13 posted on 08/11/2016 8:39:57 AM PDT by nascarnation
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To: jjotto

As I’ve posted before, That’s the first time I’ve ever seen a Ferrari used as a wheel chock.


14 posted on 08/11/2016 8:41:18 AM PDT by gigster (Cogito, Ergo, Ronaldus Magnus Conservatus)
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To: nascarnation

Re: “First Lady” tasks- like cleaning the Carpet?


15 posted on 08/11/2016 8:45:34 AM PDT by gigster (Cogito, Ergo, Ronaldus Magnus Conservatus)
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To: gigster

Well that too....

Not too many realize that Monica and Huma were WH interns the same year. I thing they were both servicing the Clinton family.


16 posted on 08/11/2016 8:48:37 AM PDT by nascarnation
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To: Twinkie
To Parellel Park: Pull your car directly BESIDE the car
in the parking space behind you. . with the PASSENGER
DOORS totally aligned. Then, drive FORWARD cutting right
into your parking space.


Even though I was taught to drive in the UK, which has far more parallel parking than Arizona, I thought it was universal to back into the parking space.

http://www.2pass.co.uk/parallel.htm#.V6yutWfmpD8

17 posted on 08/11/2016 10:03:11 AM PDT by az_gila
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