The Onion?
I think the satire tag is missing from keywords. US citizens emmigrating to Mexico? And the Mehis worried that it would be criminals and rapists making a run for the border?
Well, no, sir. Umm, I think it’s a joke, sir,... like, uh, ‘Sillius Soddus’ or... ‘Biggus Dickus’, sir.
You just can’t make this stuff up. Truth is always stranger than fiction!
As I was quickly reading through the comments in this thread, I finally came across one (number 44) that wasn't so gullible.
I very much doubt the Mexican President said that. More like it is some prankster creating a spoof article, and getting naive people to buy it.
Come on people! Don't swallow con-bait!
I think it is a satire article.