Skip to comments.Still Grazin’ In The Grass
Posted on 06/19/2016 4:36:46 AM PDT by NOBO2012
I see were wrapping up our 8 year tour of duty exactly the same way we launched it: with a taxpayer funded tour of several national parks out west. This time Barry warned that unless we do something about global warming, there will be no more National Parks! Recalling the first time he saw a moose in Yosemite,
he said it changed him forever. Good argument against moose on the loose if you ask me.
Anyway, I thought it might be fun to reflect back over the years and see how much weve all changed since that first short trip to the Grand Canyon in 2009 back when I was more concerned with trans-images than transformations and trans-gendering:
Sunday, August 9, 2009
Grand Canyon: Sweet
Well I just heard about our little jaunt out west next weekend. It sure would be nice if someone could give me a little more notice on these out-of-the-beltway trips. For one thing, it takes awhile to adjust all of my internal nano-opticals to compensate for the refraction of the direct overhead solar light we will be experiencing in the Grand Canyon. And the geysers at Yellowstone will require an additional de-humidifying sensor.
And lord knows what MO will be packing for such hot weather fun. Im just hoping shes not going with the halter tops again, because honestly, they can be challenging. And after the burger, fries and shake stop on Thursday and the Gelato stop yesterday, well, Im just saying
Not that Im particularly thrilled about going out west, but it does present some interesting professional challenges. For example, Ive never been required to trans-image a real cow before.
And making Lady M look more awesome than the Grand Canyon? That, my friend, if I can pull it off, might just land me in Hollywood. My cousin Madge, who works as a trans-imaging add-on for a lot of big time studio cameras (shes worked on shoots of Sarah Jessica Parker, Jessica Simpson, Cameron Diaz and, recently, Sharon Stone) gave me a couple of boiler-plate contracts to bring along, just in case.
And then, the actual trip:
Monday, August 17, 2009
Does the Grand Canyon Make My Butt Look Small?
OMG! The Grand Canyon is so awesome! I barely had to turn on my trans-imaging CGI (computer graphics interface, for you Luddites) to get the effect Lady M was going for on this trip. Nobody, and I mean nobody, needs much help making their butt look tiny in comparison to this mega-saurus canyon.
If youve never been here, its hard to imagine the sheer magnitude of this miles-wide and nearly bottomless chasm. Lets just say its nearly big enough to contain BOs ego.
But about those short-shorts: I certainly hope MO doesnt plan on wearing them any where else.
Goodness, look at how young little Sasha was! Some of us have changed a lot more than others.
Still grazin in the grass
Posted from: Michelle Obamas Mirror
“Still grazin in the grass”...........
Well, that’s where “cows” belong.
The other day driving on the highway I saw in front of me a dilapidated banged up 15 year old car with a young girl behind the wheel and an obama 2008 sticker on it. I laughed out loud and while passing her I gave her the thumbs up and she smiled. Seems since 2008 she hasnt done any better and is still driving a hunk of junk and shes happy, funny! people could not get and more stupid
I was wondering the same thing! Are there really moose in Yosemite?
My god, that first photo. Looks like a snake that just swallowed a pig.
No, there aren’t.
Prefer Hugh Masekela instrumental personally.
Thanks. Yeah GRRRRRREAT. (I forgot about Hugh)
Another Hugh reference in this OUTSTANDING song by one of the most underrated bands ever.
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