LOL, I saw a comedy show once where the sportscaster was giving the soccer scores. It went like this:
0-0, 0-0, 1-0, 0-0, 1-0 and in a real scoring fest, 1-1.
That was George Carlin...
“And now for some baseball scores. 5 to 3. 4 to 1. 6 to 5. And one partial score - 4”