That was George Carlin...
“And now for some baseball scores. 5 to 3. 4 to 1. 6 to 5. And one partial score - 4”
No, it wasn’t Carlin. I can’t remember. It might have been Saturday Night Live, back when it was funny.
The Premier game that is oft forgotten!
The Wall Game.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eton_wall_game
Like Soccer,many games end 0-0!
Brits can sometimes, be a “little Daft’.
To all the Limeys out there, Keep your pecker up!