“Soccer would be better and scores would be higher if they’d get rid of that stupid offsides rule.”
And multiply the damn score by 6. And a point-after penalty kick after each goal.
Like football, where the score of “21-14” is really “3-2”, but things are more exciting if things are just multiplied. Soccer scores are usually 2-1 or 1-0. So, if each goal is multipled by 9 and a point-after, it would be 20-10 or 10-0, which would be a respectable shutout.
LOL, I saw a comedy show once where the sportscaster was giving the soccer scores. It went like this:
0-0, 0-0, 1-0, 0-0, 1-0 and in a real scoring fest, 1-1.
And more commercial breaks, so you can go to the bathroom! Make it so easy to score that you don’t miss anything. Like the NFL.