“We moved to WV for many of the same reasons.
But it’s awful here. It’s so bad, I wouldn’t even suggest visiting. ;)”
I not recommend Guam either :)
How about Utah? It sucks. Tarantulas, scorpions, rattlesnakes, high winds, heat, dust storms, torrential downpour. Everything here sucks. Please stay away. Never visit. You’d regret even getting close to this worthless horrid state. Oh, yeah...and then there is those pesky Mormons with all their “values”. Stay away.