[clearcarbon]

"those who do not learn history..."

...are called "liberals."

[Does so]

...Liberal "History" begins every morning...

A theory: Cats' litter boxes are the cause of Liberals' mental disease. (A parasite that shrinks the brain, among other effects).

http://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2012/03/how-your-cat-is-making-you-crazy/308873/