Skip to comments.Lady Mâ€™s Excellent Presidents Day Adventure in Aspen
Posted on 02/18/2016 8:13:20 AM PST by NOBO2012
Katie Mitchell, 22, was stunned to encounter the âridiculously prettyâ first lady on Saturday in the modest restrooms at Tiehackâs base. [ed. The take-away here: Lady M pees with the peons!]
âI was looking in the mirror [ed. No relation to your intrepid reporter] and it was kind of wild to see her. At first I thought, âThis is a doppleganger,ââ said Mitchell, who was working at the International Paralympic Alpine Skiing races that continue through Monday. A second glance confirmed it was indeed the first lady, who has been a familiar face here over Washingtonâs birthday weekend multiple times during President Obamaâs two terms in office.
It could have been Lady Mâs DoppelgÃ¤nger, actor Wayne Brady:
Stranger things have happened, now that weâve reduced micro-aggressions by allowing transgenders to use any restroom they self-identify with.
Anyway, while in Aspen Lady M entered a senior citizens ski race where she unexpectedly took first place!
Donât expect to read about it though, because we entered this yearâs âjellyfishâ themed race incognito.
Some of the other âjellyfishâ competitors:
A good time was had by all, with the exception of Lee Mulcahy, who was not amused:
Dear first lady Michelle Obama,
Ben Franklin said those who sacrifice liberty for security deserve neither.
I heard on Twitter you closed Aspen airspace with your return to Aspen for the fifth Presidentâs Day in a row. Never one to pass up a free ski vacation with perks, huh? Rumor has it that you listed your kids as âstaffâ so that you didnât have to reimburse the $57,000 Air Force cost for the regular coach fare. And your âkill listâ/National Defense Authorization Act-loving husband went golfing instead of skiing with you and his daughters? (The National Defense Authorization Act makes protest (a First Amendment right) a felony in the presence of Secret Service. The American Civil Liberties Union believes the law is unconstitutional.) â¦
Thereâs more, and surprisingly Lee turns out to be a Bernie Sanders supporter! Ending with the somewhat threatening âDo you see why we need a political revolution?â Iâm afraid we wonât be hearing from old Lee for awhile. And Iâm betting his/her iPhone will be de-encrypted in a flash.
Un-encrypt that iPhone? Hell yes we can!
Posted from: Michelle Obamaâs Mirror
Soon she need a new sucker to pay for her vacations
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