That Old Horndog Is Still In the Hunt

Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 2-9-2016 | MOTUS

[NOBO2012]

Why is the lumberjack stumping for Hillary in the north woods of New Hampshire? I know that sounds like the lead-in to a joke, butt no, seriously: why?

Can I get me a hunting license here?

Is this another Clinton quid pro quo? “I’ll stump for you in New Hampshire,

and then you’ll stump for me, Brawny Lad. Got it?

Butt this goes beyond even the normal Clinton pandering. And it doesn’t work well for several reasons:

 1. The Lumberjack’s association with Babe, the Blue Ox

2. The lumberjack plaid: it’s already been appropriated by another minority group.

3. As well as sluts…

4. And it’s clearly a micro-aggression:

Which brings me to the biggest fail of this pandering effort of all: when you’ve earned, and I do mean earned, the title “Slick Willy”

You old horndog you

…you do not want to be associated with anything that might bring the phrase “the slicker picker upper” to mind.

That’s just my take on it, you of course are free to love whoever you want in today’s New Hampshire primary.

SPECIAL PROGRAMMING NOTE: don’t forget: today is Fat Tuesday, aka Paczki Day (improbably pronounced “poonch-key”)!

So savor your custard and jelly filled paczkis as Lent begins tomorrow - which is God’s way of giving you a second chance for your New Year’s resolutions.

Posted from: Michelle Obama’s Mirror

[nascarnation]

Awesome post!

[central_va]

Hillary looks almost human in that picture.

[Farmer Dean]

Yea,one picture out of thousands.It’s a fluke,she’s still hideous.

[Mrs. Don-o]

I love MO’s Mirror. All I can stand to do anymore, is laugh.

[lafroste]

I thought red plaid shirts had been appropriated by bull dyke lesbians, not pajama boy

[ojeffers]

That Old Horndog Is Still In the Hunt

I think you misspelled C....oh, nevermind.

[JohnnyP]

“I thought red plaid shirts had been appropriated by bull dyke lesbians, not pajama boy”

A bull dyke made him put it on. Let the games begin.