Cats better than women, versus claims that dogs are better than men (vanity)

http://freerepublic.com/tag/*/index ^ | Friday January 22, 18:51.13 GMT-0800 2016 | Self

[Utilizer]

A bit of relief from the usual sorts of postings...

[doc1019]

I’m a cat lover, my wife is a dog lover ... therefore, we own a dog. ;-)

[Olog-hai]

Are fish better than bicycles?

[BenLurkin]

[LostInBayport]

Y’know, this list makes me appreciate my cat a lot more. I’ll give her some Temptations tonight and tell her to thank Utilizer.

[Utilizer]

I love all animals, however being a renter in Silicon Valley teaches you quite soon that while many prospective landlords are unwilling to rent if you have a dog, they will at least look the other way if you have a cat.

If I ever manage to somehow obtain a home despite the odds, I plan on having dogs, cats, and whatever else type of pets I wish if possible.

Until then... I have a couple of truly loveable cats. Hope they learn quickly that the new dog in the house is not going to go away.

[Secret Agent Man]

It’s one pu$$y that doesn’t take half your stuff if it leaves.

[Redcitizen]

[left that other site]

That one is rather obtuse.

[digger48]

How to know when your cat is fully charged

[Utilizer]

Are fish better than bicycles?

I suppose if you were hungry, the answer would be obvious. :)

Always did love the occasional salmon-steak. Mmmm. With salt, pepper, and a bit of lemon juice and buttered toast for the juices!

Right, then, now I'm REALLY hungry! :)

[Utilizer]

Ping, Janey luv. :)

[Redcitizen]

Indeed. ;)

[Utilizer]

Crikey! FLEAS!!! Where’s the bloody Denatured Alcohol???

[ladyjane]

No, no, no. An acute angle is <90 degrees.

[Redcitizen]

This is cat physics we’re talking about. Much different from regular physics.

[Redcitizen]

Cat geometry also differs from regular geometry.

[Twinkie]

Cats know they’re purrfect!

[Olog-hai]

Thanks for the suggestion. I typically cannot hack white fish meat; salmon really has the flavor.

[Utilizer]

This might inspire you to do a bit more, if you think about it:

You never truly appreciate what you have until it is gone.

I have lost more than one pet over the years, and I can tell you from experience that that statement is more true than anyone can understand until they go through it.

Part of the reason I started this thread...