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Couscous Eating Surrender Monkeys: Or WWPD
Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 1-14-2016 | MOTUS

Posted on 01/14/2016 6:39:14 AM PST by NOBO2012

Ask yourself – WWPD (what would Putin Do?) Answer, not what Barry and Kerry did.

And as it turns out The Donald didn’t create the best recruiting tool for ISIS. That honor belongs to The Won, for his not-so-insignificant role in the production of the video of our Navy seaman (and, Allah forbid, seawoman!) acting like couscous eating surrender monkeys. Congratulations to our Washington production crew: every man woman and child of fighting age in the Middle East will be viewing this American embarassment forever. Even fellow Nobel Peace Prize winner Jimmy Carter can’t claim that distinction.

And it took all of a nanosecond for Iran to capitalize on their excellent YouTube video-making skills.

"This incident in the Persian Gulf, which probably will not be the American forces' last mistake in the region, should be a lesson to troublemakers in the U.S. Congress," Major General Hassan Firouzabadi, head of Iran's armed forces, was quoted as saying by Tasnim news agency.

So in other words, “Listen up you little Republican pizzants in the American Congress: don’t even think about scuttling the most excellent deal that your most excellent Leader made with the most Excellent Republic of Iran, or we will take more of your soldiers and sailors prisoners. And next time they won’t fare as well.”

Well done el Presidente Barry, sidekick Jean Carre and spokesmouth Josh-in-Earnest: Now we ARE Charlie Hebdo.

Butt now, a message for the leaders of Al Qaeda, ISIS, ISIL and the great Republic of Iran from the non-couscous eating surrender monkey segment of the United States (and we are legion): We Will Meet Again.

TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: iran; jihad; kerry; obama

1 posted on 01/14/2016 6:39:15 AM PST by NOBO2012
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2 posted on 01/14/2016 6:45:00 AM PST by silverleaf (Age takes a toll: Please have exact change)
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