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Kidnapping Plot Revealed as An Inside Job
Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 1-9-2016 | MOTUS

Posted on 01/09/2016 6:42:33 AM PST by NOBO2012

Have you seen this, it’s yuge! A heavily armed North Dakota man, claiming to be both Jesus and the son of Marilyn Monroe and John Kennedy (which seems mutually exclusive) was arrested in a failed attempt to kidnap one of the Obama dogs. Has anyone heard from Bakkenwag lately?

Apparently the plot was discovered before the man (also allegedly known as Scott D. Stockert) even left his home in North Dakota and he was arrested in his Washington D.C. area hotel room for unlawful firearms possession.

Insider information (don’t ask me where I got it, I’d have to shoot you) reveals that the plot was actually hatched by the one of the Obama dogs (Little Bo)! It seems both dogs are unhappy being held against their will and have long dreamed of a simpler life running and hunting in North Dakota. It seems that both Little Bo and Sunny have filed multiple complaints with their union representative regarding their treatment and living conditions over the years, butt the Big Dog in the Justice Department refuses to take any action, so they decided to take matters into their own paws. The complaints include the following allegations:

Multiple incidents of cultural appropriation:

little bo2

Micro-aggressions that violate their safe space:

Trans-species sexual harassment:

little bo

Victim shaming (Have you been playing in the “organic” garden again Little Bo? Let’s get you cleaned up.”):


Species shaming (“Oh – look at the cute bunny!”):


Unauthorized use of image for endorsement purposes (multiple):

bo littlemo little bo and sunny

Trans-species appropriation:


White privilege (south lawn, December 2015; no dogs allowed):

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Failure to provide adequate safe places:

-little bo steps out

And perhaps the most serious charge, existence of on-going hostile environment:

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Little Bo has been leading the campaign for freedom for years now,

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butt since all else failed he grew desperate and orchestrated the jail-break for Sunny and himself.

Better luck next time, Little Bo.

Bo and little boGet ready Sunny – as soon as he opens the door, we’re making a run for it!

Posted from: Michelle Obama’s Mirror

TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: littlebo; obama; sunny; whitehouse

1 posted on 01/09/2016 6:42:34 AM PST by NOBO2012
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2 posted on 01/09/2016 6:47:00 AM PST by UCANSEE2 (Lost my tagline on Flight MH370. Sorry for the inconvenience.)
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Haha, those dogs are awesome! I want one!

3 posted on 01/09/2016 7:01:52 AM PST by Boardwalk
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Those dogs are props and should be available for adaption after January 2017.

4 posted on 01/09/2016 7:21:25 AM PST by TexasRepublic (Socialism is the gospel of envy and the religion of thieves)
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Yay, and I already have a dog named Sunny! The Won stole my name!

5 posted on 01/09/2016 7:30:26 AM PST by Boardwalk
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