Skip to comments.Hoverboard: The New Weapon of Mass Destruction
Posted on 12/30/2015 6:17:54 AM PST by NOBO2012
Did you get a Hooverboard for Christmas? Me neither. Butt they sure look like fun! And if you donât believe me, ask Santa â hint: donât run into immoveable objects.
Or Darth Vader â can you not take a hint?
Or even Mike Tyson â hint: stay on the hard surfaces.
So hereâs your chance: who would you like to see crowned as this yearâs hoverboard fail champion? My first choice is obvious: fit, trim, athletically gifted and blessed with enough âp ackagingâ to prevent severe injury in the event of an unplanned landing.
My first runner-up pick gets tougher though because in the event Lady M is unable to fulfill her responsibilites as Hoverboard queen, the runner up will assume the title. So given that I think Iâll go with the other Michael, although he got his hoverboard with the optional big boy tires, handles and seat. Butt due to mandatory handicapped accomodations, he still qualifies.
Or maybe you want to take a hoverboard for a spin yourself. If so, better do it quickly because not only have they been known to spontaneously combust,
butt they are also being deployed as weapons of mass destruction in certain parts of the world. Once Homeland Security catches on to their nefarious uses, theyâll be banned.
Achmed does a test run on his suicide hoverboard.
remain in one place in the air.
“army helicopters hovered overhead”
synonyms: be suspended, be poised, hang, levitate, float; fly
“helicopters hovered overhead”
an act of remaining in the air in one place.
Every generation needs there own Lawn Jart for the banning!
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