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Administration Admits CO2 Cuts Futile [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 13 Dec 2015 | John Semmens

Posted on 12/13/2015 7:49:15 AM PST by John Semmens

This week at the United Nations Paris summit on climate-change, U.S. Secretary of State John Kerry admitted that "even if every western nation reduced its carbon emissions to zero—a clearly impossible accomplishment—global CO2 will continue to rise." The reason is that the growing emissions from the less-developed nations will easily overwhelm whatever the West does.

Still, Kerry pressed for western nations to make the commitment "because it would be a noble gesture. By sacrificing our prosperity we make reparation for the centuries of exploitation and oppression we have inflicted on our victims. Ideally, this sacrifice would earn us gratitude, but even if it only results in the tables being turned on us and we are exploited and oppressed for the next millennium, it will still be worth it."

China, currently the world's largest emitter of greenhouse gases and exempt from the proposed reductions, praised Kerry's remarks as "a long overdue admission of the guilt the Caucasian race bears for pillaging and raping the Earth in pursuit of power and profit. It is doubtful that any amount of suffering they may endure can balance the scales. But we must make the effort."

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

http://azconservative.org/2015/12/12/administration-defends-initial-moves-following-san-bernardino-terrorist-attack/


TOPICS: Government; Politics; Science; Weather
KEYWORDS: climate; emissions; kerry; satire

1 posted on 12/13/2015 7:49:15 AM PST by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

Well done, as always.

Your ongoing efforts are appreciated.


2 posted on 12/13/2015 7:52:39 AM PST by UCANSEE2 (Lost my tagline on Flight MH370. Sorry for the inconvenience.)
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To: John Semmens

For the past year, all we have been told by these thieving climate “scientists” is that it is already too late to “save da planet”. If they are right, why the hell are they insisting that we all die broke. This is communist goofiness.


3 posted on 12/13/2015 7:58:39 AM PST by FlingWingFlyer (Obama says, the Second Amendment is the greatest recruiting tool that ISIS has.)
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To: John Semmens

the fight against “global warming” has nothing to do with climate and everything to do with destroying western civilization. Otherwise Obama and friends wouldn’t care less about climate.


4 posted on 12/13/2015 8:17:52 AM PST by armydawg505
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To: John Semmens

COP 21 was a one side pile of Bull ,never heard a word from people that know the truth


5 posted on 12/13/2015 8:18:10 AM PST by butlerweave
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