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“I Vant To Pump You Up!”
Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 12-7-2015 | MOTUS

Posted on 12/07/2015 6:38:46 AM PST by NOBO2012

Between yesterday’s pre-party,

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performance,

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and post-party, Barry managed to squeeze in a little lecture to the American people from the Oval Office:

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Not sure why, as he didn’t actually say anything. I think the original plan was to announce his plan for an Executive Order gun grab butt public sentiment seems to be running high against that so he needs to wait for things to cool down a bit before whipping out his pen. He did finally allow the word “terrorism” to pass his lips butt still couldn’t bring himself to use the word in the same sentence as “Islamic.”

So the message was a little odd: He’s not going to change anything, as his tactics have been so effective in containing “ISIL” to date. Now it’s time for the do-nothing Congress to get on board. Although what he wants them to do is unclear, as Barry made it clear there will absolutely not be any (more) boots on the ground.

So there. Whatever. I’ve got to go. There were important people waiting for me at the Kennedy Center.

"Tonight, we honor five artists who helped tell the story of the first American century through music, theater, and film -– and by doing so, helped to shape it, helped to inspire it, helped to fortify our best instincts about ourselves," Obama said in introducing the honorees to a star-studded audience that also included director Steven Spielberg, comedian Stephen Colbert, actor Tyler Perry, actress Julie Andrews, actress Kerry Washington, playwright Lin Manuel Miranda, director Martin Scorsese, musician Herbie Hancock, singer Janelle Monae, actress Rosie Perez and singer Usher. –USA Today

So I guess it’s going to be up to US to figure out how to deal with state sponsored terrorism:

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Barry’s too busy with gym class:

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You just keep pumping, Big Guy, and we’ll keep pumping too.

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Posted from: Michelle Obama’s Mirror


TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: isis; islamicterrorism; obama; sanbernardino

1 posted on 12/07/2015 6:38:46 AM PST by NOBO2012
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To: NOBO2012

“his lips butt”

*snicker*


2 posted on 12/07/2015 6:40:10 AM PST by V_TWIN
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To: V_TWIN
Lapsus linguae, Dr. Freud.

Your slip is showing.....

Barky was late to the party, he had to work in a little quality time with Reggie before he went over there. Gotta get feeling right after a hard day fighting whiteboy right-wing terrorism in the Oval Orifice.

3 posted on 12/07/2015 6:46:36 AM PST by lentulusgracchus ("If America was a house , the Left would root for the termites." - Greg Gutierrez)
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4 posted on 12/07/2015 6:54:03 AM PST by DJ MacWoW (The Fed Gov is not one ring to rule them all)
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To: NOBO2012
Executive Order gun grab butt public

I see what you did there...

5 posted on 12/07/2015 6:57:11 AM PST by Old Sarge
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