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“I Vant To Pump You Up!â€
Michelle Obama's Mirror ^
| 12-7-2015
| MOTUS
Posted on 12/07/2015 6:38:46 AM PST by NOBO2012
Between yesterdayâs pre-party,
and post-party, Barry managed to squeeze in a little lecture to the American people from the Oval Office:
Not sure why, as he didnât actually say anything. I think the original plan was to announce his plan for an Executive Order gun grab butt public sentiment seems to be running high against that so he needs to wait for things to cool down a bit before whipping out his pen. He did finally allow the word âterrorismâ to pass his lips butt still couldnât bring himself to use the word in the same sentence as âIslamic.â
So the message was a little odd: Heâs not going to change anything, as his tactics have been so effective in containing âISILâ to date. Now itâs time for the do-nothing Congress to get on board. Although what he wants them to do is unclear, as Barry made it clear there will absolutely not be any (more) boots on the ground.
So there. Whatever. Iâve got to go. There were important people waiting for me at the Kennedy Center.
"Tonight, we honor five artists who helped tell the story of the first American century through music, theater, and film -â and by doing so, helped to shape it, helped to inspire it, helped to fortify our best instincts about ourselves," Obama said in introducing the honorees to a star-studded audience that also included director Steven Spielberg, comedian Stephen Colbert, actor Tyler Perry, actress Julie Andrews, actress Kerry Washington, playwright Lin Manuel Miranda, director Martin Scorsese, musician Herbie Hancock, singer Janelle Monae, actress Rosie Perez and singer Usher. âUSA Today
So I guess itâs going to be up to US to figure out how to deal with state sponsored terrorism:
Barryâs too busy with gym class:
âI vant to pump you up!â
You just keep pumping, Big Guy, and weâll keep pumping too.
IYKWIM.
Posted from: Michelle Obamaâs Mirror
TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: isis; islamicterrorism; obama; sanbernardino
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posted on
12/07/2015 6:38:46 AM PST
by
NOBO2012
To: NOBO2012
“his lips butt”
*snicker*
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posted on
12/07/2015 6:40:10 AM PST
by
V_TWIN
To: V_TWIN
Lapsus linguae, Dr. Freud.
Your slip is showing.....
Barky was late to the party, he had to work in a little quality time with Reggie before he went over there. Gotta get feeling right after a hard day fighting whiteboy right-wing terrorism in the Oval Orifice.
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posted on
12/07/2015 6:46:36 AM PST
by
lentulusgracchus
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posted on
12/07/2015 6:54:03 AM PST
by
DJ MacWoW
(The Fed Gov is not one ring to rule them all)
To: NOBO2012
Executive Order gun grab butt public I see what you did there...
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posted on
12/07/2015 6:57:11 AM PST
by
Old Sarge
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