[WKUHilltopper]

Global warming won’t bake Turkey...but Russia might.

[BlueDragon]

The threat, according to those who threaten us (give government ever more control, or else) is not that Global Warming Climate Change™ will do something constructive, like bake thanksgiving turkeys, but instead that it will fry everybody's pie.

[butlerweave]

I hope this Global Warming bull will cook Obama’s turkey

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

Will Global Warming Bake My Turkey?

No, but Russia will.