We Could Stand a Little Transmogrification Around Here

Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 11-17-2015 | MOTUS

[NOBO2012]

Here’s what we have in the news today: Charlie Sheen is HIV positive. There’s a surprise. Looks like his Adonis DNA, combined with tiger blood, transmogrified him from WINNING to wasting.

I’m Special!

Meanwhile, across the globe in Antalya, Turkey, Prezident Pissy Pants was having a terrible, horrible, no good really bad day. So bad even the MSM noticed. Now that IS a surprise!

I SAID, I’m special!

Just how bad was it? Oh, it was bad:

“What I’m not interested in doing is posing or pursuing some notion of American leadership or America winning or whatever other slogans they come up with that has no relationship to what is actually going to work to protect the American people and to protect the people in the region who are getting killed and to protect our allies and people like France. I’m too busy for that.”

I know it’s dangerous butt I think BHO might need a tiger blood infusion. Because WINNING is precisely what WE are interested in, Big Guy. And it’s not a slogan.

Although I doubt that even tiger blood can transform our transformative Prezzy into a real tiger.

Posted from: Michelle Obama’s Mirror

[Fiddlstix]

[bgill]

Will it re-attach Congress’ jingle bells?