[fatnotlazy]

You must be out in the sticks. Those of us closer to urban areas always lock the house, even when we take out the trash.

[Nervous Tick]

>> You must be out in the sticks. Those of us closer to urban areas always lock the house, even when we take out the trash.

We’re out in the sticks, and behind a closed electric gate on the road entrance.

Nevertheless, we ALWAYS lock the doors.

I understand that neither the gate nor the doors (nor windows) will keep an intruder out who wants in.

But they WILL have to BREAK in — and that breach will be my first clue that “something ain’t right here” when I return home.