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The Democratic Party entrance exam has just one question...
American Irony ^ | 10-12-15 | The Looking Spoon

Posted on 10/12/2015 3:38:11 PM PDT by The Looking Spoon

Well, not really a question. It's more like a task.

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TOPICS: Politics
KEYWORDS: democrats; exam; parody; satire

1 posted on 10/12/2015 3:38:11 PM PDT by The Looking Spoon
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To: The Looking Spoon
"What difference does it make?"



2 posted on 10/12/2015 3:41:52 PM PDT by Diogenesis ("When a crime is unpunished, the world is unbalanced.")
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To: The Looking Spoon

Q1: “ Are you willing to vote several times? “


3 posted on 10/12/2015 3:47:23 PM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (My Batting Average( 1,000) (GOPe is that easy to read))
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To: Diogenesis

Only one requirement.

The physical examination must disclose the fact that there are not now, nor were there ever, any evidence of hemorrhoids.

In order to be a real Democrat, one must be a perfect a**hole.


4 posted on 10/12/2015 3:48:37 PM PDT by alloysteel (Do not argue with trolls. That means they win.)
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To: The Looking Spoon
Yeah, there's a task alright.


5 posted on 10/12/2015 3:55:08 PM PDT by Talisker (One who commands, must obey.)
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6 posted on 10/12/2015 4:40:24 PM PDT by RedMDer (Support Free Republic and Keep FReedom ALIVE!)
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To: The Looking Spoon

I thought the one question was, “Can you lie to the public with a straight face?”


7 posted on 10/12/2015 8:41:46 PM PDT by HotHunt
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To: HotHunt

But they don’t need to keep their face straight...


8 posted on 10/13/2015 4:38:28 PM PDT by The Looking Spoon
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To: The Looking Spoon

They must practice looking at themselves in the bathroom mirror every morning.


9 posted on 10/13/2015 6:42:45 PM PDT by HotHunt
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