Fartless and I can't drive a car either.
Fartless humans....Ah...a nice quiet evening for a change
Give them all dolphin skins, so it doesn’t matter how far the oceans rise.
More hair?? Why not 100% down??
How about buying another blanket instead of more hair.
“Two heads are better than one”
He’s talking about those who’ve had their brains removed. Mostly Democrats I guess.
Because nothing bad could come from this at all!
Passing Gas
A Thing of the Past
Idiots.
Just idiots.
Genetically Modified Scientists Can Shovel Out the Horses**t
Ethics? Where art thou?
But NOT the Irish!
Fartless and I can't drive a car either.
Maybe we can genetically modify politicized scientists, so they can do objective science again. No? OK, can we just “fix” them so they can’t breed?
Silly goose. Wear Eskimo gear when it’s cold (avg Feb Temp North Alaska Prudhoe Bay -24) and linen when it’s hot (avg summer temp Helmand Province 105).
Simple changes with similar impacts
* accelerate natural gas use as a power source to reduce CO2 emissions OR telling everyone to huddle in the dark
* encourage marriage and multi-generation households and discourage single person households; two people in two apartments use a lot of power for HVAC and refrigeration that a combined household doesn’t.
* eat less meat
* permit more multi-use development, with housing above retail
* in the case of California and a number of other areas with monster commutes, end the high restrictions on condo towers and apartment buildings and let a lot of “wild” areas near the city get developed instead of making people commute an hour and a half each way
* permit more mother in law suites in the suburbs and adding on to existing houses when it adds occupants
* put a halt on immigration to the US for 30 years, and our population will decline, and along with it, resource use; conversely, while immigrants use fewer resources per capita than residents at first, their kids catch up quickly and the first generation has a much higher fertility rate than natives
The lunacy continues......
Frontal lobotomies for everyone!
IOW a race of Eloi
This satire, right?