Skip to comments.FACT CHECK: Hillary Clinton Claims ‘I Am a Real Person’
Posted on 09/22/2015 7:37:32 AM PDT by lbryce
Is Hillary Clinton a real person? Given the closely guarded nature of her alleged medical records and/or diagnostic reports, this is a difficult question to answer. The Free Beacon takes a back seat to no one in its commitment to the truth, so we deployed our most advanced algorithms in an effort to validity of Hillarys claim. Our analysis found evidence to suggest that Hillary does, in fact, possess some basic human qualities. For example:
Craves money, will do practically anything to obtain it, despite already being massively wealthy;
Is obsessed with power/prestige, has spent almost two decades trying to achieve dream job (POTUS);
Does not hesitate to lie if she thinks it will help her get what she wants;
Exhibits signs of acute paranoia, thinks the entire world is against her;
Appears to suffer from memory loss due to old age, like a normal human;
Once found Bill Clinton charming;
Very little evidence to suggest she did not give birth to a human child in 1980;
Prefers obscene luxury of private air travel to debasement of sharing plane with commoners;
Possesses a basic understanding of humor, as displayed during a laugh-filled retelling of her successful defense of a child rapist;
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So are psychotic, homicidal maniacs
Oh, sad face, :(, nobody thinks she’s a “real person.”
We cannot leave out liars, criminals, scam artists, lesbians, traitors, frauds, communists, and others.
They are also REAL PEOPLE too.
I’m getting my tagline made into a bumper sticker w a Hammer & Sickle on it.
The article is worth it even just for the title alone. The article is funny too but the title is priceless.
I love the WFB’s humorous take-downs of Hillary Clinton. They’re always worth the click.
She looks like a clown trying to act like a clown. I remember when Bill was running. She was b*tching about when he was governor how she had to wear Razorback ear rings and other Arkansas stuff to put on a show. I know she’s b*tching now about have to tell some news flunky that she’s a real person. She’s a real moron is what she it.
If she’s a real person I’m the King of England.
I want proof she isn’t a cyborg with programming errors.
You name is Ralph?
Maybe she is thinking in terms of El Camino Real, where "real" means "royal."
ALL HAIL MCGRUFF!
I’ve seen Walkers more real than her.
I’m supposing she didn’t think about the Pinocchio connection when she said that.
This oafish criminal should be in a real prison.
......for a REALLY long long time
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