Free Republic
Browse · Search
Bloggers & Personal
Topics · Post Article

Skip to comments.

Hillary’s Hair-Raising Reset: Har De Har Har!
Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 9-10-2015 | MOTUS

Posted on 09/10/2015 5:43:58 AM PDT by NOBO2012

Knowing that her Russian Reset button would come in handy again at some point,Hillary hung onto it.

reset_button090324

And sure enough – when she got caught up in her own wake and was about to go down for the third time she whipped that sucker out and hit it, this time with feeling. And voila! We have yet another re-launch; The Last Hillary Clinton Presidential Tour: this time with humor and heart. Which is tough when your idea of humor consists of scripted quips like “The hair is real, the color isn’t” - and you’re talking about your own, not The Donald’s.

hilz trump hairAnyone can have a bad hair day

Butt when your emotional intelligence, as Dorothy Parker might have put it  “runs the gamut of emotions from A to B,”  you might want to steer clear of the “heart” issue altogether.

hillary-clinton madHillary, exhibiting her emotional rage range

So, we’re left with humor. And I presume this, from Hilz ABC interview, is Hillary’s idea of humor:

“But I am looking forward, finally, to testifying before Congress. Something I've been asking for nearly a year.”

The nuance of this humor is the irony: Hilz had been fighting her appearance before Congress for “nearly a year” before her lawyers finally agreed to one, and only one, appearance. (I’ll Testify If I Feel Like It.) Ha Ha! You’re killing it Hill! Keep up the good humor.

blackheart1

Posted from: Michelle Obama’s Mirror


TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: clinton; donaldtrump; hillary; reset

1 posted on 09/10/2015 5:43:58 AM PDT by NOBO2012
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | View Replies]

To: NOBO2012

Russian Reset is styled as (and is) an E-stop button. Anybody who has worked in a factory will recognize it as an E-stop, red over yellow.


2 posted on 09/10/2015 5:45:47 AM PDT by Cboldt
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: NOBO2012
The patent ed ***-saving Clinton methodology....make-believe
nothing happened. Here's the smiling Clintons after Billy got
lewinskied in the Oval Office.

VINTAGE TIME MAGAZINE COVER The smiling Clintons
leave the WH arm-in-arm after Bill got lewinskied. There's no
business like Clinton business. They smile when they are low....
b/c the Clinton political show MUST go on.

==================================================

Hillary has an annoying way of bouncing back out of trouble.
Her conniving political ambitions were in deep doo-doo when Bill
got lewinskied. What to do? Easy. Blame it on conservatives.

Hill went on network TV all decked out in virginal pearls,
denying everything, blaming Billy's B/J on "an invention of
the VRWC."

NOTE WELL: Bill later admitted to it, was impeached,
and disbarred for 5 years........but remained in office.

3 posted on 09/10/2015 5:52:00 AM PDT by Liz
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: NOBO2012

4 posted on 09/10/2015 5:54:56 AM PDT by SERKIT ("Blazing Saddles" explains it all.......)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: NOBO2012


5 posted on 09/10/2015 5:56:31 AM PDT by JoeProBono (SOME IMAGES MAY BE DISTURBING VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED;-{)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: NOBO2012
I never got the reset idea. Russia wants deals. The USA expects to announce stuff and the rest of the world has to follow the leader. Russia, does not see itself as second fiddle to the USA. Russia will play at being "partner" to the USA but that is about it. If the Russians do admit the USA is the world "leader" it is understood that at least where Russia borders, it gets to be treated as the local leader.

But that is actually against American foreign policy which is anti-hegemon. The USA will admit it is the world leader but it won't allow for local hegemons under it's leadership.

That is a recipe for failure.

I hate to put foreign policy in terms of the Mafia but it works that way. The most successful dons allow the families to have their own territories where they are in charge as long as the pay tribute up to the godfather. The Godfather gets in trouble and you see turf wars break out when he muscles in on those other territories. Ask Barzini who sleeps with the fishes these days.

6 posted on 09/10/2015 5:57:18 AM PDT by Trumpinator (You are all fired!!! TRUMP! TRUMP! TRUMP! TRUMP! TRUMP!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: NOBO2012

HilLIARy’s managerial style is an endless series of request for mulligans. It is also her ONLY skill.

Too bad about that dead Ambassador- DO OVER


7 posted on 09/10/2015 5:59:53 AM PDT by Mr. K (If it is HilLIARy -vs- Jeb! then I am writing-in Palin/Cruz)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: NOBO2012

The hair is real, the color isn’t”

Like Huma would care ....


8 posted on 09/10/2015 6:05:12 AM PDT by wetgundog ("Extremism in the Defense of Liberty is No Vice" -AuH2O)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Mr. K

Mulligan—just like her husband.


9 posted on 09/10/2015 6:25:39 AM PDT by Calpublican (Republican Party Now Stands for Nothing!!!!!(Except Conniving))
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 7 | View Replies]

To: NOBO2012

10 posted on 09/10/2015 7:23:01 AM PDT by Slyfox (If I'm ever accused of being a Christian, I'd like there to be enough evidence to convict me)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: NOBO2012

11 posted on 09/10/2015 9:02:17 AM PDT by yefragetuwrabrumuy ("Don't compare me to the almighty, compare me to the alternative." -Obama, 09-24-11)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.

Free Republic
Browse · Search
Bloggers & Personal
Topics · Post Article

FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson