Posted on 08/31/2015 5:58:37 PM PDT by Dave346
As Twitchy reported, President Obama is planning to “hone his survival skills” on a reality show that PETA has condemned as both “sexist” and “speciesist.” We’re not sure if the president is a regular viewer of “Running Wild with Bear Grylls,” but those who are know that drinking his own urine is standard survival procedure for Grylls.
A clever Brooklyn resident decided to start a petition today on the White House’s “We the People” site demanding that President Obama follow suit.
The full text of the petition reads:
President Barack Obama is scheduled to meet with Bear Grylls during his visit to Alaska, who will give the president a “crash course in survival techniques.” If there’s one thing we all know about Bear Grylls’ techniques, it’s that they mostly involve drinking his own urine. And so: We ask that Obama do the right thing and drink his own urine during a taping of “Running Wild with Bear Grylls.” For science. The people demand it.
The petition, which was just posted, is about 99,938 signatures short of being ignored anyway, but it’s fun to imagine. Come to think of it, someone should start a petition demanding that Grylls stop drinking his own urine.
Grylls is anticipating his meeting with Obama won’t come to down to such desperate measures, and we’re pretty certain it won’t.
I will gladly provide him with a sample gratis.
And if he runs out of food, he can eat sh*t.
“I’ve had this taste in my mouth before.”
Hmmmmm... I’ve often thought Obie could eat #2, but I guess this is a good start...
nope, not going to say it, what I am thinking would even get Jim Rob banned....
Somehow....I don’t think Obozo would be interested in the taste of urine but something else.
Panther Wizz picture posting in 3.2.1.....
Being on the down low, he probably already does.
Well, he’s going to need something to eat, too.
ROFL. I think O wants to be appeal to all groups that watch LIV media. He's trying to be so cool.
They call it Golden Showers in the Down Low club.
I remember seeing a clip of bear giving himself an enema on a raft when lost at sea too. Might as well double down.
I prefer he ESAD.
Can’t imagine this would be any kind of a problem for him. Probably takes it with a little lime.
Make him eat vegan cat food.
LoL
Zero is not man enough to stand up to anything, like Iran.
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