Strong Enough for The News...But Made for the Bird Cage *PING*...
Lol. I went to the grocery store this weekend and our liberal local rag had a representative with a table trying to sign folks up for the "news"paper. The Rep asked me as I walked in, "Do you get the newspaper?"
I responded, "As a matter of fact, I don't have any birds!"
She looked at me funny, so I was tempted to elaborate, but didn't feel like getting my blood pressure up any further, so I kept walking.