The lawyers representing chimpanzees should adopt them and leave any money they make from lawsuits to the apes. Also, since unborn humans are not people, such lawyers should have no problem with state-enforced abortions to make sure that their only heirs are the primates in question.
Because let’s face it, this whole thing is about lawyers, politicians, and academics and their power over the rest of society, not about any animal rights.
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