Posted on 07/05/2015 2:25:20 PM PDT by Ge0ffrey
(CONEY ISLAND) Joey Chestnut’s world record shattering total of 66 hot dogs consumed in 12 minutes was overshadowed by Senator Hillary Clinton’s first time participation in today’s annual Coney Island hot dog eating contest.
Mrs. Clinton, Democratic Presidential candidate, shoved down a respectable 54 hot dogs, or one for every Republican in the Senate.
Although most fans were rooting for Chestnut or six-time champion Takeru Kobayashi, his Japanese rival, to win, Mrs. Clinton did have at least one fan, a woman carrying a sign that read, “If you become President, we’ll eat hot dogs every day.”
Although the outcome of the two frontrunners did not become clear until the final two minutes, there was never a doubt that Mrs. Clinton could do no better than third. In fact, if it hadn’t been for a last spirited shove and gulp, she might have come in fourth.
“I’ve been devouring hot dogs since my girlhood days in Illinois,” she said immediately following the contest, stunning the crowd into subdued murmurs. Quickly realizing her faux pas, Mrs. Clinton added, “I have continued devouring hot dogs here in New York, the greatest city in the world, and I will continue devouring hot dogs in the White House.”
Monica jokes 3, 2, 1 . . .
I figured Hillary as more of a fish taco type.
Beasty and wieners!!?......Huma ain’t gonna like that idea at all!
There is enough real Hillary material out there. We don’t have to fabricate stuff to make her look like the harridan she is.
Yeah, it would really be terrible if someone laughed at her.
Ridicule, parody, satire? Off Limits!
What’s the matter Don? Barzini got your balls in a grip?
Kobayashi was not there!
You forgot to tag this for the sarcasm impaired ;)
I enjoy fish tacos, but would NEVER vote for Hillary or anyone like her!!!
Since the end of the New Calendar Orthodox Apostles’ Fast last Monday, I’ve been eating PORK kielbasa for several lunches, since it is Ramadan!!!! I always eat pork for Ramadan, at least once!!
If Hillary’s wieners contained pork, I’m sure that she did not publicize it to her muslim friends and patrons. Phooey!!!!
Later, for dessert, did she have a Weiner?
#FilePhoto
Actually, I would have thought she wouldn’t be very good at this.
The Curse of Hilthuulu
Her favorite brand is the Huma Wiener.
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