[lbryce]

With the size of America's girth getting bigger all the time, I don't see Boeing making any headway in its competition with Airbus regarding seat configuration. Fourteen extra seats are great but if the girth problem causes undo delays when someone's trying to unhinge themselves from the toilet but can't, the emergency crews gotta have that procedure done by direct force. You see, several years ago someone with a perfect butt-plug fitted girth got stuck on a toilet unable to get the strength to remove themselves from the toilet. But as hard as they tried the couldn't budge off the seat. The reason is that the new bathrooms on the lane use a suction system to keep things lowdown and out of the way. But his guy with his airtight butt and the suction trying even harder not to let go, kept the passenger on the toilet seat many hours longer. So, now if it's Boeing , it's just not going. I suppose it was a painful ordeal probably trying to dislodge this whale but with metal rods or something, They finally got him off the seat but I'm sure he had some heck of a ring around his supersized rear end.

. Then with the smaller bathrooms it's going to be problematic dealing with the new enrolees in the Mile High club, which by the way is now a crime if you're caught in the bathroom with more than one person attempting the nasty.

[Kickass Conservative]

777’s are primarily used on long duration Flights.

It would be difficult avoiding having to use one of these new Small Lavatories unless you have a Bladder the size of Obama’s Ego.

[dragnet2]

Leave the seats and put in pay toilets at $30 a visit.

[Bluewater2015]

I avoid flying like it’s kryptonite. Between the obnoxious TSA security theater and the slave ship-inspired seating on modern airliners, I only do it if my employer pays for the ticket, and it’s someplace they want me to go (e.g. a conference).

[I want the USA back]

Where there are people there is poop. If they want people they have to take care of the poop. One reason why I avoid New York City.

Lesson in economics: Many years ago there were pay toilets. 5 cents got you into the place where you sit down and helped pay for the upkeep. Then liberals passed laws to make pay toilets illegal. Now there are not enough public toilets.

[MaxMax]

Miserable at the gate being cavity searched, and now miserable on the plane.

They should make a Fat ass section..

[logi_cal869]

Boeing is reacting to what the airlines want. I can’t criticize them.

I’m just a bit surprised the airlines haven’t started selling vouchers for in-air restroom access, with swipe access control at a higher rate.

[sharkhawk]

I liked the airbus 340 we took to Munich. They had bathrooms downstairs in the cargo hold. Almost full sized.

[CodeJockey]

Anyone remember the episode where Jed Clampett bought an airline and Jethro replaced the seats with benches?

Don’t be surprised if...

[mabarker1]

[trisham]

I don’t know that I’ve ever flown Boeing, and now I’m sure that I won’t.

[Blood of Tyrants]

If they were any smaller, you wouldn’t have room to do your business.

[Diana in Wisconsin]

Danggit! Now I’ll never get into the ‘Mile High Club!’

*SNORT*