I’m transmonied.
When I look in the mirror, I see someone with tons of money, a jet, nice cars, and an expensive house on a couple hundred acres of land. I don’t see a guy in a $2 T-shirt wearing $17 jeans.
Therefor, all you people must give me money, so my self wealth-image will matched by my bank account image. There will be a Vanity Fair cover showing my rolling in dough as soon as y’all give the transmonied our due!
Transmonied — I’ll send Monopoly money.