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50 Shades of Old Grey Mares
Michelle Obama's Mirror ^
Posted on 06/01/2015 4:53:17 AM PDT by NOBO2012
Well finally - an explanation for presidential candidate Bernie Sanders salacious 1972 story about women fantasizing about rape: he was writing the prequel to 50 Shades of Grey. He called it a poorly written piece of satire about gender roles. Granted, 50 Shades is also a poorly written book about gender roles, butt make no mistake, it is not satire.
Oh well, at least everything makes perfect sense now: unable to make it as a porn writer, Bernie turns to the next best thing, a career politician.
Nobody knows how to parse 50 Shades of Grey better than a politician
And given that, Democrats now have a wide field of old grey mares to choose from.
Posted from: Michelle Obamas Mirror
TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: 2016; berniesanders; hillaryclinton; obama
posted on 06/01/2015 4:53:17 AM PDT
50 Shades of Orange ... is the new Grey ... I say ...
Can only hope the old communist Sanders gets some traction. Will drive the Democratic nominee to the Left and make the choice real clear to the American voter.
posted on 06/01/2015 5:38:31 AM PDT
Would that be legitimate rape or rape rape?
I still think the best parody was of a man confessing his love affair with a black bear, entitled “50 Shades of Bruin”.
posted on 06/01/2015 7:34:20 AM PDT
("Don't compare me to the almighty, compare me to the alternative." -Obama, 09-24-11)
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