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50 Shades of Old Grey Mares
Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 6-1-2015 | MOTUS

Posted on 06/01/2015 4:53:17 AM PDT by NOBO2012

Well finally - an explanation for presidential candidate Bernie Sanders’ salacious 1972 story about women fantasizing about rape: he was writing the prequel to 50 Shades of Grey. He called it a “poorly written” piece “of satire” about gender roles. Granted, 50 Shades is also a poorly written book about gender roles, butt make no mistake, it is not satire.
Oh well, at least everything makes perfect sense now: unable to make it as a porn writer, Bernie turns to the next best thing, a career politician.
Nobody knows how to parse 50 Shades of Grey better than a politician

And given that, Democrats now have a wide field of old grey mares to choose from.


Posted from: Michelle Obama’s Mirror


TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: 2016; berniesanders; hillaryclinton; obama

1 posted on 06/01/2015 4:53:17 AM PDT by NOBO2012
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To: NOBO2012

50 Shades of Orange ... is the new Grey ... I say ...

2 posted on 06/01/2015 5:03:11 AM PDT by Servant of the Cross (the Truth will set you free)
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To: NOBO2012

Can only hope the old communist Sanders gets some traction. Will drive the Democratic nominee to the Left and make the choice real clear to the American voter.


3 posted on 06/01/2015 5:38:31 AM PDT by allendale
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To: NOBO2012

Would that be legitimate rape or rape rape?


4 posted on 06/01/2015 5:52:04 AM PDT by Daveinyork
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To: NOBO2012

I still think the best parody was of a man confessing his love affair with a black bear, entitled “50 Shades of Bruin”.


5 posted on 06/01/2015 7:34:20 AM PDT by yefragetuwrabrumuy ("Don't compare me to the almighty, compare me to the alternative." -Obama, 09-24-11)
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