Skip to comments.Newspeak Guidelines: How to Cover Everything From Baseball to Protests
Posted on 04/30/2015 7:57:11 AM PDT by NOBO2012
The ultimate handbook of Newspeak provides helpful guidelines to steer us through these troubling times:
Employing the concept of doublethink, the Party gives ironic names to its branches as a way to euphemize what they actually are:
The Ministry of Truth, which concerned itself with news, entertainment, education, and the fine arts. The Ministry of Peace, which concerned itself with war. The Ministry of Love, which maintained law and order. And the Ministry of Plenty, which was responsible for economic affairs. Their names, in Newspeak: Minitrue, Minipax, Miniluv, and Miniplenty. George Orwell 1984
The 2015 version:
Secrets of success in Minitrue Media:
1. Dont check facts.
2. Load the deck.
3. Create your own reality.
Caleb Joseph signs imaginary autographs for invisible fans ...
Obama doctrine: We will engage, but we preserve all our capabilities
BO: Every Which Way and Loose
Although the United States has worked for years to prevent Iran from developing nuclear weapons while limiting Tehrans attempts to be a regional hegemon, the presidents desperation to secure a deal - at whatever cost - places both of these goals at serious risk. Senator Marco Rubio
And then unleash the dogs of war:
Dont worry, Valerie Jarrett is in "regular contact" with the mayor of Baltimore, the White House announced late Tuesday night.
"Jarrett also remained in regular contact with Mayor Rawlings Blake (Baltimore, MD) and Maryland Governor Larry Hogan," an unnamed White House spokesman told the media.
Valarie Jarrett was also in regular contact with the CIA and Pentagon during the Benghazi protests over the YouTube video. And we all know how well that turned out.
Miniplenty: The economy is doing so well weve decided to keep interest rates at zero! And its not our fault.
So dont worry, "We are on correct path comrades." - Vereteno
Posted from: Michelle Obamas Mirror
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