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Pi Day Special: Common Core for the Common Man
Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 3-14-2015 | MOTUS

Posted on 03/14/2015 8:09:27 AM PDT by NOBO2012

As a special Pi ("π") Day tribute to Common Core math, I’ve developed a little CC story problem for you to solve:

Air Force Won leaves Washington D.C., flying west at 540 miles/hour. On board are Big Guy, TOTUS, twenty-one (21) SS Storm Troopers and the Beast (not that one, the car).

Thirty (30) minutes later, Air Force Won Too leaves Washington D.C. flying west also at 540 miles/hour. Air Force Won Too is carrying the other Beast, 2 Hollywood makeup/hair artists, six (6) frock changes, three (3) MILSPEC containment structures and a baker’s dozen SS Storm Troopers.

If Lady M dresses for her appearance on the Ellen show forty-one (41) minutes prior to landing, how many CO2 number bonds will it take to convince the rightwing global warming deniers that

the earth is not flat and that the Iranian Nukes for Peace deal is a good idea?

My test question is based on an assumed fact: that Air Force Won isn’t large enough to accommodate the entire First Family and their respective entourages.

So it took two planes to get POTUS and FLOTUS  to their respective TV gigs; Big Guy to kibitz (can I still say that?) on Jimmy Kimmel:

And Lady M to dance with Ellen Degeneres (thanks, DeniseVB, for ruining everyone’s Friday evening with this yesterday):

The dancing begins at 3:00, butt it’s fun to hear Lady M pretend that she doesn’t have “people” – “You think I have ‘people!?’”

And here’s a bonus Pi Day Common Core math for the common man question:

At the current cost of \$228,288 per hour to operate Air Force Won, calculate the “cool” factor of BO and MO, respectively, based on their comings and goings for the past 6 years, 2 months and 14 days.

Hint: be sure to subtract the cost of the flight over the Statue of Liberty, in number bonds, as that was strictly for official public relations purposes. And again, don’t forget to use pi ("π")  in your calculation.

And here’s today’s historical footnote: with his appearance on Jimmy Kimmel, BO has now officially done more TV talk shows than press conferences.

Posted from: Michelle Obama’s Mirror

TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: commoncore; ellen; jimmykimmel; obama

1 posted on 03/14/2015 8:09:27 AM PDT by NOBO2012

To: NOBO2012
in honor....of The Won!

Be There Or Be Sqquare

2 posted on 03/14/2015 8:24:25 AM PDT by MeshugeMikey ("Never, Never, Never, Give Up," Winston Churchill ><>)

To: NOBO2012

The date and time can never equal PI.

3 posted on 03/14/2015 8:42:44 AM PDT by Mike Darancette (Not deniable = Not falsifiable = Not science = Not even wrong.)

To: NOBO2012

God Save the Republic!

4 posted on 03/14/2015 8:44:19 AM PDT by Don Corleone ("Oil the gun..eat the cannoli. Take it to the Mattress.")

To: NOBO2012

3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510
58209749445923078164062862089986280348253421170679

5 posted on 03/14/2015 9:02:52 AM PDT by dainbramaged (Get out of my country now)

To: NOBO2012

Bonus = we’re really doomed

6 posted on 03/14/2015 11:11:42 AM PDT by bgill (CDC site, "we still do not know exactly how people are infected with Ebola")

To: dainbramaged

The Pi Song

Pi Song - 1 Hour Version

7 posted on 03/14/2015 11:52:58 AM PDT by Star Traveler (Remember to keep the Messiah of Israel in the One-World Government that we look forward to coming)

To: NOBO2012
Z = Ego
P = Moochelles weight
Th = Distance

Z*(p)^2*th/Pi =

8 posted on 03/14/2015 12:06:55 PM PDT by Organic Panic

To: Star Traveler

Seriously, people listen to that?

9 posted on 03/14/2015 1:54:04 PM PDT by Mercat (forgive all your DeeDees)

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