You want it and FedEx won’t ship it
Simple solution
Road Trip
I bet there are a LOT of people who are on the road a lot, that could facilitate the delivery of these things, kind of along the lines of UBER, only cross country. I’m thinking...truckers, salesman, private pilots. People who may be going that direction anyway, and wouldn’t charge much to take 10-15 units to drop off in a central location they’ll be passing through anyway. Probably a little far fetched, but if enough carriers refused, why couldn’t a private party volunteer?