“Like OHMAGAWD, like if we *totally* give ISIS jobs and stuff, they will like TOTALLY forget about like totally killing people and things and stop being so mean and it will be so ahh-some! So did you guys catch the latest episode of the Kardashians? Like isn’t Kim like the biggest bitch evah??”
That is EXACTLY how shallow and naïve these people are.
I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some, uh, people out there in our nation don't have maps and, uh, I believe that our education like such as in South Africa and, uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and, I believe that they should, our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S., uh, or, uh, should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future [for our children].
PERFECT!!!!