They can’t even interest these kids in finishing “free” high school. Who in the hell thinks they would be interested in “free” college? Sometimes things cost money for a reason.
That’s the beauty of it for the professionally lazy. They wouldn’t have to graduate. They just have to hang around for two more years. Since they’ll be over 18 and legally independent, will they be eligible for housing subsidies, food stamps, ObamaPhones and Medicare? How about free bus transportation to and from campus? The possibilities are endless.