[Baynative]

Maybe little Sharia learned from what she heard when mommy and daddy's pal Jay Z brought culture to the White House and did his song Big Pimpin'

You know I - thug em, f**k em, love em, leave em
Cause I don't f**kin need em
Take em out the hood, keep em lookin good
But I don't f**kin feed em
First time they fuss I'm breezin
Talkin bout, "What's the reasons?"
I'm a pimp in every sense of the word, bitch
Better trust than believe em
In the cut where I keep em
til I need a nut, til I need to beat the guts
Then it's, beep beep and I'm pickin em up
Let em play with the d*ck in the truck
Many chicks wanna put Jigga fist in cuffs
Divorce him and split his bucks
Just because you got good head, I'ma break bread
so you can be livin it up? Shit I..
parts with nothin, y'all be frontin
Me give my heart to a woman?
Not for nothin, never happen
I'll be forever mackin
Heart cold as assassins, I got no passion
I got no patience
And I hate waitin..
Hoe get yo' ass in
And let's RI-I-I-I-I-IDE.. check em out now
RI-I-I-I-I-IDE, yeah

[Bruce Kurtz]

Can you translate that from ebonics to English?

[Nea Wood]

Really? That was performed at the White House???

Sheesh. How low we’ve sunk.

[donaldo]

Jay-Z attended Obama’s birthday party, but I don’t think he sang this song. Nonetheless, it’s an indication of Obama’s love for the scumbags of hip hop and rap. His daughters also like Salt “n” Pepa whose lyrics appear below. God, how far we’ve fallen. Salt “n” Pepa are now doing Geico commercials!

Ah, ah, ah, ah .... not

Don’t want no short dick man
Don’t want no short dick man
Don’t want no short dick man
Don’t want no short dick man

Don’t don’t don’t don’t don’t don’t
Don’t don’t don’t don’t
Don’t want don’t want don’t want don’t want
Don’t want no short dick man
Don’t want no short dick man

Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
Don’t want don’t want don’t want
Don’t want don’t want don’t want
Don’t want don’t want don’t want
Don’t want don’t want don’t want
Don’t want don’t want don’t want

What in the world is that thing?
Do you need some tweezers to put that little thing away
That has got to be the smallest dick
I’ve ever seen in my whole life
I have ever seen in my whole life
Get the fuck outta here

Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
Don’t want don’t want don’t want don’t want
Don’t want don’t want don’t want don’t want
Don’t want

Uh! Uh! Uh! ....
Isn’t that cute an extra belly button
You need to put your pants back on honey

Don’t don’t don’t don’t don’t don’t
Don’t don’t don’t don’t
Don’t want don’t want don’t want don’t want
Don’t want no short dick man
Don’t want no short dick man

Iny wee iny wee ....
Iny weeny teeny weeny shrivled little short dick man

Pobre, pobrecito
Que diablo eso
Pobre, pobreci, pobre, probrecito
Que, que, que, que, que diablo eso

Don’t don’t don’t don’t ....