[Kartographer]

I guess they ran out of other peoples money.

[cloudmountain]

I guess they ran out of other peoples money.

BINGO.
You've hit the proverbial nail on the head.

[Kartographer]

Preppers' PING!!

[Twotone]

Reminds me I should stock up on more TP!

[rockinqsranch]

I’m really surprised that asshat Obama hasn’t already jumped in the middle of this giving Maduro what he needs out of our pockets to prop him up.

[Fungi]

It is true: “socialism works until you run out of someone else’s money.” Now the clown Maduro is looking for a source of “someone else’s money.” The idiot is a silly, silly fool, a dangerous fool as are all dictators.

[Lazamataz]

I was thinking of vacationing in Venezuela, right after my vacation in Syria. After that, I head off to Somolia.

[lurk]

Collectivism survives as long as there are handouts from larger sponsor states.

[oldbrowser]

When will they ever learn?

[House Atreides]

“...*MADURO SAYS PLANS ON DEVELOPING OIL PRICE STRATEGY ON TRIP...”
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The clueless El Presidente Maduro apparently is too stupid to realize that part of OPEC’s strategy is to put up with low oil prices so countries such as Venezuela will be bankrupt and not have the means to develop their potential oil resources. Mr Maduro, face it, you’ve run out of other people’s money and nobody wants to give you any more to carry your beloved “workers’ paradise” that you’ve created.

[Vendome]

This is what happens when pour people get a hold of soaps and shampoos.

They pour too much...and run out...

Not a big deal if you’re an Amway distributor.

[Flick Lives]

Without guns, people are without power. That is why every dictatorship begins with removal of guns from the hands of the people.

[stevem]

"We couldn't find shampoo, so we washed our hair with soap. Now there's not even soap."

Well, hair washing and showers are overrated.

[VeniVidiVici]

Maduro and Venezuela finally reached the socialist utopia achieved by East Germany and the Soviet Union.

[eyedigress]

Sean Penn please pick up your jackass phone. I am calling and want to knock your damn teeth out. Regards you damn Homo.

[gusopol3]

Is Bobby Kennedy Jr. going to return some of that oil that Chavez used to send to him to show up George Bush?

[BBell]

I guess they ran out of other peoples money.

Just spreading the misery.

[The Antiyuppie]

I’m really surprised that this guy is leaving the country. Does he actually think that the new government will let him back in a free man :)

But seriously, I’m wondering if he’s crazy enough to actually sell China “futures” on his oil, or even sell some rights to the oil fields. Should be interesting...

[mrsmith]

"Soap? We don' need no stinkin' soap!"

[Ellendra]

Buffalo gourd, soapwort, yucca, and several other plants contain saponins and can be used for soap.

Bidets can reduce the need for TP. If the plumbed-in kind are impossible to get, try a spray bottle. It takes practice.

Hoping I never have to depend on this kind of knowledge, but it’s fun to learn.

[tumblindice]

You know you’re in Caracas when: you see butt-wipe drying on clothes lines.