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"Now There's Not Even Soap" Maduro Heads To China To 'Save' Socialist Utopia Venezuela
Zero Hedge ^ | 1/4/15

Posted on 01/04/2015 6:37:55 PM PST by Kartographer

Social media is awash with striking images of #EmptyShelvesInVenezuela (#AnaquelesVaciosEnVenezuela) as the evaporation of basic human staples such as toilet paper has now been hyperinflated to total chaos at warehouses and supermarkets. As President Maduro decries the loss of $100 oil "stability", vowing to return oil prices to their rightful places (and heads to China for help), lines reach for miles for milk and soap... and the people defy governmental bans on photographing empty market shelves... "We couldn't find shampoo, so we washed our hair with soap. Now there's not even soap."

(Excerpt) Read more at zerohedge.com ...


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Chit/Chat; Government
KEYWORDS: china; maduro; oilprice; socialism; tp; venezuela
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To: Lazamataz
"I was thinking of vacationing in Venezuela, right after my vacation in Syria. After that, I head off to Somolia."

Sounds like a plan.

I guess you're saving North Korea, Zimbabwe and Yemen for next year?

21 posted on 01/04/2015 6:59:32 PM PST by SnuffaBolshevik (Enter something.)
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To: Kartographer

Without guns, people are without power. That is why every dictatorship begins with removal of guns from the hands of the people.


22 posted on 01/04/2015 7:00:53 PM PST by Flick Lives ("I can't believe it's not Fascism!")
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To: Kartographer
"We couldn't find shampoo, so we washed our hair with soap. Now there's not even soap."

Well, hair washing and showers are overrated.

23 posted on 01/04/2015 7:01:36 PM PST by stevem
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To: Lazamataz

Laz, Take a case of TP with you as hold baggage. You could score some of the best “hits” of your life in Venezuela.


24 posted on 01/04/2015 7:01:37 PM PST by TaMoDee (Go Pack Go! The Pack is back in 2014!)
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To: Kartographer

Maduro and Venezuela finally reached the socialist utopia achieved by East Germany and the Soviet Union.


25 posted on 01/04/2015 7:03:47 PM PST by VeniVidiVici ( Better a conservative teabagger than a liberal teabagee)
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To: Kartographer

Sean Penn please pick up your jackass phone. I am calling and want to knock your damn teeth out. Regards you damn Homo.


26 posted on 01/04/2015 7:05:24 PM PST by eyedigress
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To: Flick Lives
Without guns, people are without power. That is why every dictatorship begins with removal of guns from the hands of the people.


27 posted on 01/04/2015 7:05:39 PM PST by UCANSEE2 (Lost my tagline on Flight MH370. Sorry for the inconvenience.)
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To: Lazamataz

You forgot North Korea.....


28 posted on 01/04/2015 7:11:43 PM PST by TheErnFormerlyKnownAsBig (Hope the holland tunnel gets the makeover I suggested.)
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To: Kartographer
Is Bobby Kennedy Jr. going to return some of that oil that Chavez used to send to him to show up George Bush?
29 posted on 01/04/2015 7:21:15 PM PST by gusopol3
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To: Lazamataz

Wear sun screen.


30 posted on 01/04/2015 7:29:49 PM PST by windcliff
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To: Kartographer
I guess they ran out of other peoples money.

Just spreading the misery.

31 posted on 01/04/2015 7:45:16 PM PST by BBell (breathe easy obey the law)
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To: Kartographer

I’m really surprised that this guy is leaving the country. Does he actually think that the new government will let him back in a free man :)

But seriously, I’m wondering if he’s crazy enough to actually sell China “futures” on his oil, or even sell some rights to the oil fields. Should be interesting...


32 posted on 01/04/2015 7:45:40 PM PST by The Antiyuppie ("When small men cast long shadows, then it is very late in the day.")
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To: Kartographer

Look if you dont have food your soon not going to need TP... there kinds of linked


33 posted on 01/04/2015 8:20:53 PM PST by tophat9000 (An Eye for an Eye, a Word for a Word...nothing more)
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To: driftdiver

Even Russia and Cuba weren’t this bad.

It depends on “when”. There were clearly times, not that distant, when Cuba and Russia *were* this bad.

I recall, only about 20 years ago, when Cubans were being told not to eat their cows because they were needed to plow the fields, and Cuba had no fuel for its fishing boats.


34 posted on 01/04/2015 8:24:00 PM PST by marktwain (The old media must die for the Republic to live. Long live the new media!)
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To: Kartographer
"Soap? We don' need no stinkin' soap!"

35 posted on 01/04/2015 8:26:34 PM PST by mrsmith (Dumb sluts: Lifeblood of the Media, Backbone of the Democrat Party!)
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To: rockinqsranch

Please don’t give our resident socialist any ideas. But then again, it’s probably already on his agenda.


36 posted on 01/04/2015 8:27:21 PM PST by HotHunt
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To: Kartographer

Buffalo gourd, soapwort, yucca, and several other plants contain saponins and can be used for soap.

Bidets can reduce the need for TP. If the plumbed-in kind are impossible to get, try a spray bottle. It takes practice.

Hoping I never have to depend on this kind of knowledge, but it’s fun to learn.


37 posted on 01/04/2015 8:29:45 PM PST by Ellendra (People who kill without reason cannot be reasoned with.)
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To: Kartographer
Commie Grocers Company.


38 posted on 01/04/2015 8:51:19 PM PST by clearcarbon
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To: Kartographer

You know you’re in Caracas when: you see butt-wipe drying on clothes lines.


39 posted on 01/04/2015 9:06:35 PM PST by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives.)
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To: Norm Lenhart

A good source of fibre. /sarc


40 posted on 01/04/2015 9:21:53 PM PST by __rvx86 (A non-trivial fear: Government of my peers.)
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