[2ndDivisionVet]

Full title: Researcher Believes 3D Printing May Lead to the Creation of Superhuman Organs Providing Humans with New Abilities

[Lurkina.n.Learnin]

Oh great! Designer Johnson’s.

[Tax-chick]

Evolution is what got us here today, if you accept the scientific approach to our creation.

Self-contradict much? Probably, but he deserves some style points for doing it in a single sentence.

[bobby.223]

Superhuman ‘Organs’......Hmmmmmm.

[GrandJediMasterYoda]

Can they print liberals a brain or is the skull too small?

[KoRn]

I need a spare Liver!

[knarf]

Key Satanic phrase;

"Researcher Believes 3D Printing May Lead to the Creation of .. "

It's a computer laying down lines of material, none of which is "alive"

We can make artificial limbs, but we cannot make limbs

Watch the language used in this new technology

[taxcontrol]

I believe that before enhancement will come replacement and then perhaps augmentation. For example, replace damaged lungs. Then as technology improves, enhance lung capacity for extraction of oxygen from thin atmospheres or perhaps even gills to extract oxygen from water.

[rbg81]

She is very good looking but batsh#t crazy. Usually those things don’t go together.

[Ken H]

Full title: Researcher Believes 3D Printing May Lead to the Creation of Superhuman Organs Providing Humans with New Abilities

...far beyond those of mortal men.

[GeronL]

or maybe they will just let us live like healthy people

[jespasinthru]

Like the “Death Soldier” app way up inside the most current Call Of Duty? It will take hours of your precious time just to find him, let alone utilize him.
Be afraid for your mind. Be very afraid.

[golux]

Alas the technology has been stalagnating.

[Pontiac]

Yet another organ that Haines came up with, and calls the Cerebrothrombal Dilutus, is one that uses the salivary gland from leeches. It is designed for people prone to having strokes, and is able to release blood thinning anticoagulant hirudin when it senses that the pressure in the brain is getting too high due to a possible blood clot.

Wouldn’t a pressure relief valve in the brain be a simpler and less dangerous solution to high pressure in the brain?

Anticoagulants can cause other problems like cerebral bleeding.

That is one problem with redesigning the human body. A solution to one problem can cause 5 others.

[jonrick46]

I can imagine 3-D printing brain cells that would allow a person to astro-project through time and space. Imagine waking up with a stranger in your bed.

[Fungi]

Null and Void, your comment please, even the obligatory picture will do.

[editor-surveyor]

Threads like this are what degrade this site.

I hope we all know this is total absurdity.

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[MasterGunner01]

Finally, we can replicate super organs to get rid of Levitra, Chealis, and Viagra. No more hydraulic failures.