Most of the people who “celebrate” Kwanzaa are White big city liberal female teachers.
Lets make up some more fictious holidays!
1. Bowanza—A black Halloween with black ghosts and voodoo.
2. Cowanza—a celibration of the Cow and milk.
3. Treeanza—a celiberation of Trees for all tree huggers and treehouse dwellers.
4. Amwanza—to honor Amaway and its founding.
5. Rahwanza—to honor left handed people of all races.
6. Howanza—to honor Native American culture an vistories of Indians over white—Celibrated on June 28th.
7. Sharpwanza—to honor all things Al Sharpton—celibrate by holding a riot and buring a business.