[Madame Dufarge]

I liked your post so much that I read it twice.

It has a unique property: one inputs the results and it returns the results wrapped in scientism and statistical significance and authority wrapped in a neatly packaged sciency linear regression bow.

I admit to reading this particular sentence three times since it's definitely the pick of the litter.

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

It has a unique property: one inputs the results and it returns the results wrapped in scientism and statistical significance and authority wrapped in all tied up neatly with a neatly packaged sciency linear regression bow.