[Texas Eagle]

“I’ve got to go home to tuck in the girls and walk the dog and scoop the poop,” he said.

Sheeeeyit. He doesn't even know his own girls' ages.

And the only poop scooping he's involved in is when the Men-Seeking-Men media scoops his poop.

[Ditter]

Did he really say he had to go and scoop poop?

[blueunicorn6]

“Eat yer moldy government cheese and quit yer complainin’! If’n you eat yer moldy government cheese, and tells us that it’s delicious, maybe we’ll give you some moldy government bread to go with it.”

[gorush]

[laotzu]

[Buckeye McFrog]

If you get elected on a platform of providing Skittles-pooping unicorns, eventually you have to actually come up with the Skittles-pooping unicorns.