Posted on 10/12/2014 7:46:18 AM PDT by NOBO2012
Unless youve been living under a rock youre painfully aware of all the troubles in the world: ISIS on the march, leaving killing fields in its wake and now knocking on the door in Baghdad; Ebola is on the march, leaving killing fields in its wake and now knocking on the door in America; The stock market is correcting or something, leaving killing fields in its wake and knocking on the door of the Feds to ease more of that quantitative stuff faster.
And our President? Hes been busy fundraising in order to assure him a free hand for the next 2 years to complete his job. He began by bashing Republicans for being the party of billionaires at a fundraiser held at the $16 million home of Richard Richman. Thats right, Ri¢hie Ri¢h.
[File under: you cant make this sh*t up]
This was followed by a flurry of fundraisers on the West Coast, the pinnacle being a grand soiree at Gywneth Paltrows Brentwood estate where the spawn of famous actors famously swooned, youre so handsome that I cant speak properly which is a huge problem whereas her livelihood depends upon her being able to read and speak properly just like Big Guys does.
Alas the security associated with the party was quite burdensome, especially given that the Secret Services directive has recently been revised from being more like Disneyworld to being more like Hollywood. Accordingly, just like in the movies, the entire neighborhood was locked down for hours with residents instructed to shelter in place until they received the all clear. The result of being isolated and ostracized caused little children to cry and neighbors to start a petition to make Gwynnie move out. As of last report, lawyers were swarming all over the area looking for victims of PTSD.
The Hollywood fundraiser was, of course, closed to press butt Alan West summarized it pretty well in his post titled Political savant Gwyneth Paltrow has a crush on Obama and wishes he were a dictator. Which is something else that Gwynee has in common with Big Guy!
BO puts the I in Narcissist twice
I say we can all afford to be a little more Hollywood these days; where people dont just get divorced, they consciously uncouple.
Dont we all need to heal our hearts, rediscover our joy and transform our lives?
Ive Transformed enough, already.
Posted from: Michelle Obamas Mirror
lolz
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