Skip to comments.Are Any of You Smarter Than A 5th Grader?
Posted on 10/06/2014 6:13:02 AM PDT by NOBO2012
Poor Joey. Hes been under a lot of pressure lately.
Being Numero Duo for so long has taken its toll in gaffes. And while were all used to his off-key notes by now, apparently the rest of the world isnt as forgiving. Theyre still a little off-put by being accused of aiding and abetting terrorists. So over the weekend Turkeys President Erdogan and Abu Dhabis Crown Prince Mohamed bin Zayed both demanded apologies from the Veep.
Wait, what? What did I say now?
In fact Joeys been so distracted by all the problems in the world - like whos done the most to earn the nod to run as the Democratic nominee for president -
Its my turn, baby!
that he hasnt had time to focus on insignificant things like numbers. So he inadvertently began adding and subtracting zeroes at will (161 161,000; what difference at this point does it make?).
After a week of little slip-ups, Joey B volunteered to play Are you smarter than a 5th grader? in order to bolster his presidential creds.
Lets start out slowly, with some 2nd grade number bonds; are you ready Joey?
OK, ready; can I use my toes too?
Here we go:
Maybe we can stop right here, before we need to drop back to pre-school number bondings. And remember, none of this matters in politics anyway; competence only counts in winning elections and Ebola outbreaks.
h/t Legal Insurrection
And the Democrats are so competent at elections they are even looking to weaponize Ebola to use to their benefit in the midterms.
Yessir, its sure a good thing we didnt end up with a vice president like Sarah Palin isnt it? Because what good would plain speaking common sense do when were faced with existential threats like war and pestilence? Shed probably try to do something stupid like shutting the borders and banning flights into the country from Ebola hot zones. Silly girl.
How to stop Ebola? No, no, dont tell me, I have this one! Wash your hands! Right?
Posted from: Michelle Obamas Mirror
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