Skip to comments.New HOPE for Sufferers of Post-Obama Syndrome: POS Barry Therapy®
Posted on 09/23/2014 5:29:39 AM PDT by NOBO2012
All that historic Transformation created by HOPE & CHANGE® has certainly taken its toll. In fact, after an auspicious start, this legacy presidency is beginning to look more like a long, painful, death spiral.
In the beginning though, it was awesome: the audacity of HOPE marked the moment the oceans began to recede and the earth begin to heal. From there our lofty rhetoric launched the first World Apology Tour; reaching out to Muslims and calling for an end to nuclear armaments while simultaneously apologizing for Americas dismissive derisiveness. Next, the Nobel Peace Prize acceptance oration, Barrys stock was skyrocketing.
Soon, however, we began to pivot to jobs, jobs, jobs every other week or so. Around the same time we adopted our warrior stance of leading from behind and it wasnt long before we were hitting Texas league singles instead of, presumably, homeruns. Eventually we settled on a foreign relations policy that Barry summarized for his fawning press corpse as dont do stupid sh*t. Which, while not exactly elegant, was preferable to his more recent on-the-record proclamation that we dont have a strategy yet for defeating ISIS.
Or, as David Remnick reports: After six years in office, Obama broadcasts his world-weariness with wan gestures and pauses, with loose moments in the White House press room.
Well, I dont need to tell you, Big Guy isnt the only one whos grown world weary: From hope and change, to resets and pivots, to singles and doubles, to not sticking your finger in the electric socket. How far we've fallen. Now there are whispers behind his back of Barry being a lame duck president.
All this weighs heavily on things like our liberty and freedom and as a result drags us down day after day.
I HOPE that things get better after the 2016 elections, butt what to do until then? If youre like me - and I know you are, only minus the refraction and trans-imaging capabilities - youve probably been suffering from Post-Obama Syndrome (POS) for some time now. We need treatment, therapy sessions, to help us get through this. Fortunately, our own Hugh Peterson referred me to an excellent new therapy treatment guaranteed to alleviate some of the symptoms at least some of the time. When combined with regular tea trolley treatments its been shown to be extremely effective.
With Rajs help Ive tweaked it just a little to more accurately reflect the current state of affairs:
Quackus Maximus: the Lame Duck
The therapy sessions are easy: it requires no previous knowledge, has no rules and the objective is unclear just like our foreign policy.
For relief at any time, heres all you have to do:
No prescription is required and treatment will be available whenever you need it. Go ahead, give my customized POS Barry Therapy® a go and see how much better you feel almost instantly.
Remember: you cant fix stupid, butt you can fling it around
CAUTION: Use only as directed. This treatment is addictive!
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Posted from: Michelle Obamas Mirror
I’m gonna need something a little more therapeutic than gravity. More like unstoppable force meets immovable object, or two objects cannot share the same space at the same time.
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